Dating Tips for Men

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1. Men judge women according to whether they can picture having sex with them; women judge men by whether they can imagine kissing them. White teeth, fresh breath and unchapped lips make her more apt to pucker up.

2. Do not ask her, "So, what kind of music do you like?" The last 25 guys asked that. Be original.

3. If she touches your arm, she's interested; if she touches your leg, she's interested tonight.

4. Very small protective gestures go a long way and show her you're a gentleman: offer your arm as she's stepping from a curb, direct her away from shards of broken glass à la Say Anything. She'll notice if you wait until she's safely in her car or house before you leave. Wait the extra 90 seconds, and next time you might be going in with her.

5. Women need momentum — without it, they lose interest or wonder if you have. Momentum = a minimum of one date a week, plus a couple of phone calls in between.

6. She knows that when you invite her over for a homemade meal or to watch a movie, it's code for "tonight is hook-up night". Don't play this card any earlier than date three.

7. Don't say, "I'll call you," if you have no intention to. She'd prefer that you say nothing at all.

8. A Friday or Saturday night is required by date four. Otherwise, she'll wonder who else you're seeing.

9. If anything happens that couldn't be shown on prime-time TV, call her the next day. Otherwise, she'll feel cheap and used.