How to Break your computer and Use it for other Purposes?

Sick of staring at your computer? Wanna break it? Try this website that guides you step-by-step to destroy your tech monster. Here is an excerpt from the website

When you work in a job where you are constantly using computers for very long hours, you develop a certain anxious feeling which can pretty much only be cured by beating the hell out of an old computer or two.

However, since this can be extremely frustrating and nerve-wracking if done incorrectly, this website is providing for fellow techies and interested persons an illustrated step-by-step guide for Satisfying Computer Destruction. Perhaps the most satisfying of all bits of the computer to break is the keyboard. These have lots of moving parts which are spring loaded, like keys, and which pop out relatively easily. There are many fun things to do with keyboards.

Activity 1: Keyboard & power drill

Affix a wide paddle-type drillbit to the drill. The drill should be a reasonably powerful electric hand drill. The bigger the drill, the more spectacular the results. Also, since the drill tends to drive itself, one which can be reliably held in one hand works the best.

Once the drillbit is properly attached, the trigger should be pulled several times while making menacing evil faces. This is done to intimidate the keyboard and fellow employees and to add to the overall effect. Evil faces may vary.

Wearing proper safety equipment, the drill should then be inserted in the keys and the trigger pulled. For the maximum effect, move the drill around smoothly but rapidly. The estranged keys are useful for many things, and should be saved. The destroyed keyboard should also be saved.

Activity 2: Monitor + Hammer = Good Clean Fun!

This one can actually be dangerous and bad if you are unsafe about it, so be careful. Here is the apparatus you'll need:
Hammer
Safety glasses
Glass cutting tool
Long crowbar and short crowbar
The first thing you should do is score the glass so that it breaks more predictably. This is done with a glass cutting tool.

The next step, obviously, is to take the monitor outside or somewhere where the broken glass on the ground is not a problem, and then break it with the hammer. This website has videos of this, and will put some stills up here soon, but for now you will just have to imagine